Joey - Role model for both men and women.
it’s 2013 and people still can’t tell when i’m being sarcastic
Ur what we in the scientific community call “a lil bitch”
the level at which rihanna doesnt give a fuck is so inspiring
2014 is so close i can almost taste the lips i will not be kissing on new years eve
that moment when you realize that you’re in love with so many famous people or fictional characters that you wonder if your heart could love an ordinary person
justin loves a confident woman and here i am can’t even order a pizza over the phone because i am too anxious that the guy will laugh at me
|—||Richard Pryor (via fuckinq)|